Rich tea biscuits

Wigan Athletic F.C. ~ Wigan wheels

Introduction: Wigan Athletic Football Club is an English professional football club based in Wigan, Greater Manchester (who knew?), they now compete in the Football League Championship, the second tier of English football. Founded in 1932, the club is the most recently formed club in the division.

Wigan Athletic badge used since 2008

Do they still make Wagon Wheels?

Preparation time: 15 mins

Cooking time: 10 mins

Home kit: microwave, two small microwave proof mixing bowls (not metal) and a wire cake rack.

Away kit: Serving plate

Serves: 10


  • 200g bag of pink and white marshmallows
  • 60g chocolate drops
  • 20 rich tea biscuits
  • 150g milk chocolate


First half

Divide the marshmallows roughly in half. Chop one half into small chunks, and gently heat the other half in the microwave on low power (defrost works) until melted. Leave to cool a bit and then add the chopped up ones and the chocolate drops, mix together into a goo. Use said goo to stick the rich tea biscuits together, spread the filling right to the edges.

Second half

Gently melt the milk chocolate, again in the microwave using short bursts and stirring in between. Pour the melted chocolate over the biscuit sandwiches and leave to set on the wire rack with foil underneath to catch the drips.

Full time results

Serve with a nice cup of tea

Chelsea F.C. ~ José Pralineho

Introduction: (I know, I know, but he was influential) José Mourinho is a Portuguese football manager and former football player, who was the manager of Chelsea. He first moved to moved to there in 2004 and won the Premier League title with a record 95 points (the club’s first league title in 50 years) and the League Cup in his first season. In his second year Chelsea retained the Premier League and in 2006–07 he took the club to an FA Cup and League Cup double, though they finished as league runners-up. Mourinho left Chelsea in September 2007, amidst reports of a rift with club owner Roman Abramovich.


Mourinho has also been a part of social initiatives and charity work, helping with a youth project, bringing Israeli and Palestinian children together through football and donating his “lucky” jacket to Tsunami Relief, earning £22,000 for the charity.

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix, is the special one and this is a special simple sweet. This tastes even better if you make it the day before and leave it over night.

Preparation time: 20 mins

Cooking time: 5 mins, cooling time at least 1 hour

Home kit: Large bowl and large saucepan

Away kit: Large serving plate

Serves: Some


  • 100g butter
  • 1 tbsp. brown sugar
  • 3 tbsp. cocoa powder
  • 3 tbsp. golden syrup
  • 50g sultanas
  • 200g crushed Rich tea biscuits (I love Rich Tea biscuits)
  • 150g chocolate (for topping)


First half

Put some water into the large saucepan and the bowl on top, bring the water to a simmer. Melt butter, sugar, cocoa powder and syrup in the warming large bowl. Add the crushed biscuits and sultanas and stir well. Spread mixture onto a baking sheet so it is about 1.5cm thick. Allow to cool 15 mins.

Second half

Melt the topping chocolate in the warmed bowl and spread over top of the first mixture. Allow to cool 45 mins.

Full time results

Cut into small (3cm) squares, stick on the serving plate. Eat.