Chelsea F.C. ~ Greenaway salad

Introduction: Named after the larger than life Micky Greenaway, who is rumoured to have introduced the somewhat unsavoury celery song to The Shed.

Preparation time: 5 mins

Cooking time: 0 mins (It’s a salad!)

Home kit: Nothing

Away kit: Salad bowl

Serves: 4


  • 2 tbls. olive oil
  • Juice of one lemon
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • A granny Smith, cored and cut into bite sized chunks
  • 2 sticks of celery, cut into bite sized chunks
  • ½ a chopped red onion

Method: Pre heat the oven to 0oC (It’s a salad!)

Stick everything in a bowl, mix and serve.

Chelsea F.C. ~ Pork Chopper Harris

Working on a recipe for this today, perhaps also called Chelsea Chops?  Thanks to Warren for the inspiration.


Also for Chelsea we will be preparing;

  • Pitta Osgood for starters
  • Ruud Pullet with Gianfranco Gorgonzola – main course
  • Greenaway salad with celery
  • José Praline-Yo for a special desert

It’s gonna be GREAT!